my name is shut up
One day there were three people.their names
were Manners, Trouble, and Shut up.One day they were playing hide
and seek. Manners got a tummy ache so he went to the toilet. Trouble
was hidding. Shut up was findding trouble when he met a police man.
The policeman: what is your name?
Shut up: shut up!
The policeman: are you looking for trouble?
Shut up: yes!
The policeman: where are your manners?
Shut up: in the toilet.
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Top 10 things to say about a holiday gift you don't like:
10) Hey! There's a gift.
9.) Well, well, well...
8.) Boy, if I had not recently shot up 4 sizes, that would've fit.
7.) Perfect for wearing in the basement.
6.) Gosh, I hope this never catches fire!
5.) If the dog buries it, I'll be furious!
4.) I Love it, but I fear the jealousy it will inspire.
3.) Sadly, tomorrow I enter the federal witness protection program.
2.) To think I got this the year I vowed to give all my gifts to
charity
1.) I really don't deserve this.
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I now know why I'm always so tired
For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of vitaminsn, iron
poor blood, dieting and a dozen other maladies. But now I found
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